I just got slapped in the face by 1999.
Hundreds of grade school girls sticking these in the corners of their eyes
THAT’S NOT SOMETHING I WANT TO REMEMBER FROM MY CHILDHOOD
THESE ARE EARRINGS! WHAT WERE YOU HEATHEN’S DOING WITH THEM ON YOUR EYES?!
I put them everywhere. Ears, eyes, forehead, fingernails, chin, cheeks, nose, eyebrows, my dog, my cat, paper, Barbies, American Girl Dolls, walls … the list goes on.
I felt so fucking cool when I wore these.